Ticket to Anywhere

Whoah.... Who wants to loan me $5000 ASAP? Also, who is responsible for keeping these "Round-the-World" plane tickets a secret?  Whoever you are - Shame on you.  Who knew you could make 16 (COUNT THEM SIXTEEN) stops around the world for ONLY (I talk as if I have this much money) $5000???  I think its a fantastic deal! Someone give me $5000 up front & I'll figure something out for my expenses in between.  I think I could be a good beggar woman (I have plenty of practice not showering)....or hippie. I would even get the sandals.