Thursday, April 21, 2011

If Clothes Could Talk...

....You dont want to know what mine would say.  Right now I'm thinking it would go a little something like this:

Pantyhose: Why the hell have you been wearing me day after day in 90 degree Houston heat?  & with a hole the size of a grapefuit in the leg?

Shoes: Heels.  In the aiport.  Need I say more?

Skirt: Please continue wiping your breakfast/lunch/dinner on me.  4 days in a row just wasn't enough.

Ahhhh, there you have it.  The minds of my clothing.  I would tell you what the rest in my suitcase think, but I dont think you want to know.

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