Ticket to Anywhere

Whoah.... Who wants to loan me $5000 ASAP? Also, who is responsible for keeping these "Round-the-World" plane tickets a secret?  Whoever you are - Shame on you.  Who knew you could make 16 (COUNT THEM SIXTEEN) stops around the world for ONLY (I talk as if I have this much money) $5000???  I think its a fantastic deal! Someone give me $5000 up front & I'll figure something out for my expenses in between.  I think I could be a good beggar woman (I have plenty of practice not showering)....or hippie. I would even get the sandals.

If Clothes Could Talk...

....You dont want to know what mine would say.  Right now I'm thinking it would go a little something like this:

Pantyhose: Why the hell have you been wearing me day after day in 90 degree Houston heat?  & with a hole the size of a grapefuit in the leg?

Shoes: Heels.  In the aiport.  Need I say more?

Skirt: Please continue wiping your breakfast/lunch/dinner on me.  4 days in a row just wasn't enough.

Ahhhh, there you have it.  The minds of my clothing.  I would tell you what the rest in my suitcase think, but I dont think you want to know.

Cuckoo.

 You want to get to know me?  Welllllllll me too.  I can't promise you that I know everything, but I can promise you I'll let you come along for the ride.

What I do know:
I'm not good at plans....or decisions.
Pedicures are a necessity.
Wine is my favorite. I've never been known to turn down a margarita though.

Life isn't about impressing people.......so quit wasting your time. & Live YOUR day.

Wow, does that sound really cliche? It does. Well I mean it.

And here so it begins...
I'm not a perfect girl - In fact I'm far from it. I'm a lover, a fighter, a dreamer, a pessimist, a hopeless romantic,  all separately but equally so it seems. I don't claim to have myself figured out, but I'm learning & there's a few things I do know:
I want to be a better cook, a beautiful wifey, passionate about my career, a fitness fanatic, and maintain a personal identity which allows me to continue to grow endlessly.
Love is on my list, although we'll have to get to my definition if that later on. For now,  just know I'm me, but maybe a little like you.... & that should be exciting. These are the hilarious, sometimes embarrassing, possibly depressing, but always real, stories of MY life.

Second Thoughts?

Now this could be the peach bellini talking, but I think it's finally time.  I think I’ve finally ran out of every excuse to start my blog.  No name? No problem – These things are adjustable.  As I sit here at a bar, on the road, & out of state – there is nothing holding me back.  No people that “know me”.  No one to judge me.  Besides Mr. Suit & Tie man at the end of the bar – Yes, I’m having another.  Please mind your business & keep your eyes & iPhone to yourself.  In the meantime, welcome all!

Johnny – get me another bellini – this could be the start of a Beautiful Disaster.