Welcome to my Disasterous Self

- Our bedroom is half painted.  Bf thought the first two coats of paint "didn't cover well" & has banished me from helping anymore.  Me not helping = half painted bedroom=paint rollers in our refridgerator=sour cream container full of paint=me opening it up & inevitably spilling paint(only a little bf, dont worry).  Neato.  Paint in fridge is not good for a mess maker like me.

-Our washing machine is broken.  Like worse than the one that shook the whole laundry room while spinning.  Worse than the one that you had to physically grab the knob & move it to the next cycle.  Oh yes, our brand new washer floods our whooooooole laundry room....which just happens to house our little Kitter's (kitty bundle of joy) bathroom (aka litterbox).  Water + kitty food + litter on floor = a wet little sandy kitty litter mess. & it doesn't smell nice either. Awesome. 

-I was utterly confused yesterday when my car told me "Low Tyre Pressure".  I thought, "WTF, how do people who build cars not know how to spell tire?  Did they do it for a joke?  If so, that's prettttttty funny.  But no, they wouldn't do that....WTF".  Then I did what an intelligient woman would do & posted the photo of the "Tyre" warning to Facebook, to elicit responses from my more intelligent friends list.  Within 20 minutes someone had pointed out that I had a foreign car & that was the way "tire" was spelled in Germany-or-whatever-place-they-built-my-car.  Oooooooooooooh.  Much less funny than I was expecting.

So I ignored the warning.  It's Nebraska you know.  During the first (shockingly) snow of the winter.  That always happens.  I'm no moron.

Nope. I'm super smart....Right until my tires blows out driving down the most major highway in town.  Now, not feeling so smart.  Calling the bf to tell him the news is not fun.  But oh well, I bet he really wanted to be out in the 30 degree weather fixing it for me anyway. 


I'll probably come home to something the kitty has ruined & the tornado that is my life will be complete.  Dont worry, I'll keep you posted so you can laugh along with me.

XOXO,

KG

PS.  I wish I had pictures of this nonsense for you.  Maybe I'll take some tonight just to show you how alarming it all is.